What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:35

Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Why do some children hate their parents?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
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A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?